You know you’re a TCK when:
1) You can’t answer the question “where are you from?”
2) You speak two (or more) languages but can’t spell in them
3) “Where are you from?” has more than one reasonable answer
4) You feel odd being in the majority
5) You have the urge to move to a new place every couple of years
6) You go into culture shock upon returning to your “home” country
7) You flew before you could walk
8) You speak with authority on the quality of airline travel
9) You don’t know where home is
10) You sort your friends by continent
11) You feel that multiple passports is appropriate
12) Half of your phone calls are unintelligible to those around you
13) You know the geography of the rest of the world, but you don’t know the geography of your own country
14) You realize it really is a small world, after all
15) Your legal drinking age depends miraculously on which country you’re at
16) You’re spoilt. You know it. You’re VERY spoilt.
